I complain a lot on the show about being broke and then I beg for money. Adding things up for tax purposes, I just counted last year’s loot and I was touched by the money you guys gave for a few minutes of concentrated stupidity every week or two. Even though I want to stab myself every year around the third week of May, remembering your generosity will make me remove all the sharp objects from the house about a week before that happens. That isn’t to say I won’t injure myself with an eggbeater, but that, at least, would produce less blood.
Thanks a bunch, folks, for plumping my Mango!