Beware the Hairy Mango

Episode 171 – Butterfly Lass

Matthew — Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:03 +0000

Warning: LOUD!

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Episode 170 – It’s All Just Hearsmell

Matthew — Sat, 18 May 2013 04:00:17 +0000

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Episode 169 – The Seventeenth Wise Man

Matthew — Fri, 17 May 2013 04:00:50 +0000

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Episode 168 – Cetacean Creation

Matthew — Thu, 16 May 2013 04:00:26 +0000

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Episode 167 – Movie Gamera

Matthew — Wed, 15 May 2013 04:00:28 +0000

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Episode 166 – Make Like a Leaf and Kill People

Matthew — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:00:40 +0000

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Episode 165 – Petroleum Jellyfish

Matthew — Mon, 13 May 2013 04:00:04 +0000

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Flattr Me!

Matthew — Sun, 12 May 2013 18:17:48 +0000

Hey, folks! Just added a Flattr button over to the right of the homepage and to each post. This is a way to support me in a nonPayPalish sort of way. If you don’t know what Flattr is about, check out there website and learn all about it (https://flattr.com/), and if you dig what you get here, hit my Flattr button! Thanks!

Episode 164 – Gettin’ Cold and Heavy

Matthew — Sun, 12 May 2013 04:00:22 +0000

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Episode 163 – Potato Plant

Matthew — Sat, 11 May 2013 04:00:37 +0000

Go lie down on the StarShipSofa! http://www.starshipsofa.com/

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Episode 162 – Riding in Cars with Cars

Matthew — Fri, 10 May 2013 04:00:11 +0000

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Episode 161 – This Plague is Great!

Matthew — Thu, 09 May 2013 04:00:21 +0000

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Episode 160 – Matty Dread

Matthew — Wed, 08 May 2013 04:00:08 +0000

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Episode 159 – Cellegraph

Matthew — Tue, 07 May 2013 04:00:07 +0000

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Episode 158 – Babygami

Matthew — Mon, 06 May 2013 04:00:13 +0000

The possible prequel to today’s episode, Origasmi! http://bewarethehairymango.com/episode-48-origasmi/

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MuchoMangoMayo 2013 promo!

Matthew — Sun, 05 May 2013 20:07:31 +0000

It’s the promo for this thing we’re in! Tell your friends and neighbors and if you want to run this promo on your own show, go right ahead! Thank you!

Episode 157 – Ramón and You and Ramón

Matthew — Sun, 05 May 2013 04:00:52 +0000

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Episode 156 – Walkman

Matthew — Sat, 04 May 2013 04:00:20 +0000

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Episode 155 – Down on His Chuck

Matthew — Fri, 03 May 2013 04:00:29 +0000

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Episode 154 – The Skin I’m Not Quite In

Matthew — Thu, 02 May 2013 04:00:06 +0000

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Episode 153 – MARShmallow

Matthew — Wed, 01 May 2013 04:00:51 +0000

It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2013! Spread the word!

It’s also Part 3 of the Mars trilogy!

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Episode 152 – The Smartians

Matthew — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:00:21 +0000

Part 2 of the Mars trilogy!

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Episode 151 – Peer Pressure

Matthew — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:00:10 +0000

Part 1 of the Mars trilogy!

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Episode 150 – Re-Moon

Matthew — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:45:51 +0000

The remarkably mundane prologue to my shockingly uninteresting Mars trilogy!

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Episode 149 – The Piñata Club

Matthew — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 02:02:07 +0000

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Episode 148 – The Slow and the Furious

Matthew — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:49:35 +0000

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Episode 147 – Fudgethrower

Matthew — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 18:16:56 +0000

All that waiting and it’s over in 3.3 minutes! It’s the married sex of podcasts!

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Updango? Mangdate?

Matthew — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 11:30:03 +0000

Sorry, friends and nemeses. The next Mango is probably going to arrive at your earstep somewhere in the middle of the 16th, a day late.

We’re always a dollar short.

Episode 146 – Bisonety Sax

Matthew — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:00:32 +0000

Listen to me read part 1 of Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s!

http://johnmierau.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/walk-the-fire-episode-13/

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Aborted Love With Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s part 1!

Matthew — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:56:34 +0000

You know that story of mine I mentioned in the last episode? Well you can hear me read it for free here: http://johnmierau.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/walk-the-fire-episode-13/

Don’t worry, part 2 is coming!

Episode 145 – Steamunk

Matthew — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 02:04:36 +0000

Enjoy my story Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s in the Walk the Fire anthology here:

http://www.amazon.com/Walk-The-Fire-ebook/dp/B009GQYF6E

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Episode 144 – Barstool Softener

Matthew — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 08:12:44 +0000

Listen up! Fred Himebaugh’s magnificent Abraham Lincoln was an Invader from Space! Only 99 cents! Holy Kao!

http://www.amazon.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Was-Invader-Space/dp/B009ADN992/

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Episode 143 – Daryl and the Davenport of Death!

Matthew — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:42:31 +0000

A little tribute to Henry McGee before the music!

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Episode 142 – Out Drinking Water with the Boys

Matthew — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:53:47 +0000

Better late than never! Or maybe not, depending on how you feel about this episode. John, please tell me I can stop ruing now. My ruing arm is sore as hell.

Listen closely as I attempt to channel Foster Brooks!

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Late again!

Matthew — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:27:51 +0000

Sorry, folks, but episode 142 is going to be a day or two late. Instead of yelling at me, go listen to episode 71 twice. 142 will be just like that.

Write with Spider!

Matthew — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 20:12:14 +0000

StarShipSofa does a lot of cool webinars that hook up people like you and me with folk who are successful in creative fields and Tony has sent me some info on the latest. Spider Robinson is going to be talking to participants about writing science fiction and he’s a guy who knows how it works. He’s been writing professionally for forty years and has won three Hugo awards and a Nebula. He’s probably best known for his novels and stories featuring Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon.

If you’re a writer or are thinking about becoming one, you may want to check this out. Even if you’re not a writer, as a listener of Spider’s podcast, I can tell you that the guy’s a great storyteller with a beautiful voice and you may want to sit in on this for the sheer entertainment. Click the picture above or this link http://www.eventbrite.co.uk/event/4880911939/Spider1/47219574345 and you’ll be whisked away to a page where you can learn more and sign up. If you can’t make it to the webinar, you can still sign up and get a recording of the show about a week later. Blast off!

Episode 141 – Sexoskeleton

Matthew — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 05:00:34 +0000

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Episode 140 – Food Fight

Matthew — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 04:14:04 +0000

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Postponement

Matthew — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 03:05:46 +0000

Hey, folks. I’ve been sticking well to a regular Mango schedule for almost a year and a half now, so you have every right to expect the next show on the 15th. I’m sorry to say that I have to put it off a bit.

Super-Supporter and Dear Friend of the show, Emily, who posted here as Elke, passed away early yesterday morning. Among the other things that she did, Emily was the one who made sure I got the shows written. She was the sunshine on the Mango tree’s leaves. She loved this show and no one on Earth would want me to keep it rolling along smoothly more than she would. But although I’ve got the episode written, I haven’t recorded it, and there’s no way I can sell the funny in my state.

I wanted to record this message so the folks who only subscribe to the feed would get this news, but I couldn’t have even gotten through that. So episode 140 will be reaching you in maybe a week and a half to two weeks. The Mango is all about making people laugh and brightening up some days, so I’d rather do it right than stick to a schedule and disappoint.

Thanks for understanding. Assuming, of course, that you understand. Whether you understand or not, spare a moment and think of Emily.

-Matt

Episode 139 – Faster Food

Matthew — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 04:00:04 +0000

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My Latest Non-Mango Story!

Matthew — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:24:33 +0000

You guys might dig this one. My latest story in the outside world is part of the Walk the Fire anthology and called Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s, a fun little story about Congolese feminist revolutionaries, teleportation, a machine that does a bunch of crazy crap, a relentless fiancé, and a shitload of snails! Go check it out!

http://www.amazon.com/Walk-The-Fire-ebook/dp/B009GQYF6E/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_t_1

Episode 138 – Iron Steph

Matthew — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 04:03:41 +0000

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Episode 137 – You Can’t Keep a Good Meal Down

Matthew — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:00:16 +0000

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Episode 136 – There’s a Crapp for That

Matthew — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 04:00:21 +0000

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The First Mango Endorsed Superman Film

Matthew — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 02:43:46 +0000

via SF Signal:

Episode 135 – Despair Quotes

Matthew — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 04:00:52 +0000

Support the show by subscribing through PayPal’s “Subscribe” button over to the right and you’ll get Shaving Scum: The official newsletter of Beware the Hairy Mango! Crack open the podcast below for only slightly more details!

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Episode 134 – Cheech the Dragon

Matthew — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 04:00:46 +0000

Now with added Sofa promo! http://www.starshipsofa.com/

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Episode 133 – On a Clear Jay

Matthew — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 04:00:05 +0000

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Episode 132 – Snow Justice

Matthew — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:00:24 +0000

Good breather! Welcome back!

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Episode 131 – The Pasta Bowl

Matthew — Thu, 31 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

This is it! The not-so-grand finale of MuchoMangoMayo 2012! If this fruity festival stirred your mouse, hit that Donate button over to the right and give us whores a little monetary love! I’m off for a fifteen day break from this mess. Thanks for listening!

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Episode 130 – Doubles Bar

Matthew — Wed, 30 May 2012 04:00:27 +0000

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Episode 129 – Jelly Buttons

Matthew — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:00:57 +0000

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Episode 128 – Slugfest

Matthew — Mon, 28 May 2012 04:00:43 +0000

Lispomania! Why did I choose a word with an “S” and an “L” right next to each other and then write it three hundred times? Why did I drink a soda right before recording making my spit all pasty?

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Episode 127 – Axes and Alloys

Matthew — Sun, 27 May 2012 04:00:46 +0000

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Episode 126 – 5,318,008

Matthew — Sat, 26 May 2012 04:00:38 +0000

Sorry, Gang, I was sick while recording the next four shows!

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Episode 125 – Throwing Owls at People Eating Soup

Matthew — Fri, 25 May 2012 04:00:08 +0000

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Episode 124 – The King and They

Matthew — Thu, 24 May 2012 04:00:02 +0000

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Episode 123 – Regret-Me-Not

Matthew — Wed, 23 May 2012 04:00:30 +0000

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Episode 122 – Disengagement Ring

Matthew — Tue, 22 May 2012 04:00:40 +0000

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Episode 121 – Soapslut

Matthew — Mon, 21 May 2012 04:00:12 +0000

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Episode 120 – Frankenstein’s Warm-Up

Matthew — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:00:16 +0000

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Episode 119 – The Cake Plague

Matthew — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000

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Episode 118 – The Terrier Brush Man

Matthew — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000

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Episode 117 – It’s a Wonderful Life

Matthew — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000

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Episode 116 – Clarence Sale

Matthew — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:31 +0000

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Episode 115 – It’s Snot Love

Matthew — Tue, 15 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000

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Episode 114 – No More Doggie Style

Matthew — Mon, 14 May 2012 04:00:08 +0000

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Episode 113 – What’s the Matter with Calves Today?

Matthew — Sun, 13 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

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Episode 112 – Breakwinder

Matthew — Sat, 12 May 2012 04:00:40 +0000

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Episode 111 – Collecting Bill

Matthew — Fri, 11 May 2012 04:00:10 +0000

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Episode 110 – The Icee Planet

Matthew — Thu, 10 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000

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Episode 109 – Stevery Deprivation

Matthew — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000

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Episode 108 – Hobo with a Trebuchet

Matthew — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:00:36 +0000

For those of you who don’t have a trebuchet around the house:

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Episode 107 – Even Twilighter

Matthew — Mon, 07 May 2012 04:00:54 +0000

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Episode 106 – Postcog

Matthew — Sun, 06 May 2012 04:00:38 +0000

Here’s me on the SFF Audio podcast!

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Episode 105 – The Manny Cure

Matthew — Sat, 05 May 2012 04:00:28 +0000

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Episode 104 – Fistfight in the Vegetable Patch!

Matthew — Fri, 04 May 2012 04:00:59 +0000

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Episode 103 – The Sexy Duckling

Matthew — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:00:24 +0000

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MuchoMangoMayo 2012 Promo!

Matthew — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:31:04 +0000

Here’s a just-made promo for this thing you already knew about!

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Episode 102 – Upstairs, Cownstairs

Matthew — Wed, 02 May 2012 04:00:15 +0000

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Episode 101 – On the Net

Matthew — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000

MuchoMangoMayo 2012 begins!

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Episode 100 – Lobsterman!

Matthew — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:00:33 +0000

It’s our first ever video episode! Oh, baby! And it’s even worse than all our non-video episodes! What you see here is actually our second rehearsal, which we all agreed was much more entertaining than our final take, so we went with this. MuchoMayo thanks to my daughter, Ivory Elizabeth Smith, and my son, Ian Alexander Sanborn Smith.

If you prefer to go Youtubin’ you can watch the show here: http://youtu.be/lRscWKT6NgQ
Enjoy! Or maybe I should just say, tolerate!

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Stop helping now! You’re awesome!

Matthew — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 02:00:46 +0000

Wow! That was fast. I met my goal thanks to you guys and it was probably one of the shorter fundraisers in history. You people are frickin’ awesome! I’m trading up to deluxe ketchup! No, wait. I don’t want to squander it. No need to send me any more money at the moment, unless you’ve got a burning desire to support the show, of course. There’s that.

Thank you!

Help! Little tiny donation!

Matthew — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:36:13 +0000

The Boy’s car went kerplunk and I had to lay down hundreds on that and now a special convergence of bills this week has me considering selling lemonade this weekend. I need a little dough, like maybe $60. It would mean the difference between eating boiled Ramen noodles for a whole week and crunching Ramen bricks like granola bars for a whole week. Five bucks from twelve of you would nail it, I think, but I ain’t no mathematizer. As always, if you’ve already donated to the show, I do not want you to donate again. You’ve done your part, you poor bastards.

Maybe the ninety nine shows I’ve done so far is worth five bucks to you, If not, maybe the hopefully-not-crappy episode one hundred will be, or the thirty one episodes coming up in May. Put ‘em together. Five bucks for a hundred and thirty one shows? Even if you take out the shitty ones, that’s like fifty-nine pretty good shows. Slap the Donate button on the hompage! That’s right, I’m ballsy enough to think this podcast has twelve fans. Prove me wrong.

No! No! Prove me right, I mean! Prove me right!

Episode 99 – The Grafter

Matthew — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 04:00:58 +0000

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Episode 98 – Dublin it Up

Matthew — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 04:00:10 +0000

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Episode 97 – Buddy Firesprinklernose

Matthew — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:00:37 +0000

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More Me

Matthew — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:21:16 +0000

Here’s the latest addition to the Mangallery. Another one of me by Craig Webster, known to millions as Skelly Rocker. It’s funny that I’ve been on this Earth nearly 43 years now, and thanks to this fan art, I’m only now beginning to appreciate how bulbous my nose truly is. Thank you, everybody! Send your Mango-related fan art as a jpeg to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and don’t complain when I post it!

More Me by Craig Webster

Episode 96 – Staplear

Matthew — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:00:18 +0000

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Introducing the Mangallery!

Matthew — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:36:38 +0000

As you may have heard, we’re looking for your fan art (known in fan circles as fart) to grace our barren pages. Send your fart in jpeg form to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and if it was meant for human eyes, we’ll post it at our brand new Mangallery! You can illustrate episodes, the Mango, or any other related thing. The Mangallery link is way down on the right under the ABOUT heading. Fill this thing up!

Jim DeVona sent in this gorgeous picture of gorgeous me. He sent it in so quickly I have to wonder if he had actually made it months ago for maybe his personal screen saver or something. Now that’s a fan!

MSS by Jim DeVona

Don’t be intimidated by the quality of Jim’s submission. Keep in mind that his subject looks so good, it’s hard to make it look bad. If your art sucks, send it in anyway. You know the last thing the Mango will ever be about is quality!

Episode 95 – The Refurbished Man

Matthew — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:00:26 +0000

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Read one of my Mango-inspired stories!

Matthew — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:25:43 +0000

My story, Electric Ladyland, is available in StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3. It started as a plain old science fiction story, until I asked myself, “What if the narrator spoke like Beware the Hairy Mango sounds?” And then it got nutty from there. If you want to get your hands on a copy, click the link. There are lots of other great stories by others great authors as a bonus!

StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3

Episode 94 – Cowpokin’!

Matthew — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:00:09 +0000

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Episode 93 – Nexoskeleton

Matthew — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:00:54 +0000

Back to abnormal!

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Episode 92 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 4

Matthew — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:00:17 +0000

The Big Crappy Finale!

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Episode 91 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 3

Matthew — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:00:18 +0000

Our longest episode ever! Almost like a real podcast!

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Episode 90 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 2

Matthew — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:00:56 +0000

WARNING – This gets loud in here!

Come listen to John Mierau’s ASUNDER!

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Episode 89 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 1

Matthew — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 04:01:21 +0000

First in a four part series! If you don’t like it, fast-forward to December 30th.

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Episode 88 – Halfway House

Matthew — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 04:00:17 +0000

Inform yourself, or better yet, let Disalmanac inform you: http://disalmanac.wordpress.com/

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Episode 87 – Second Puberty

Matthew — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:03:32 +0000

Get at least one type of Mango 24 hours a day! Mango! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/mango/
Big thanks for the tip to @Chivalrybean!

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Mangticipation

Matthew — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:40:44 +0000

Sorry, folks. Although I’ve been sticking to a rigid schedule for the past few months, episode 87 is going to be anywhere from 1 to 15 hours late. Seems the Mango thought he’d have some fun by donning a bald wig. He didn’t expect his foolery to be so thick that I might nearly eat him (accidentally, of course (he’s my bread and butter)). So I’m in the waiting room of the local fruit vet as I write this, waiting for the bite marks to be buffed out. Come back tomorrow afternoon and my spit-polished sidekick will be here to greet his adoring fans.

Episode 86 – The Can Man Can’t

Matthew — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:30 +0000

The Mango’s tribute to stuff you can put on toast! Can’t believe we forgot the toe jam.

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Episode 85 – Bouncy House

Matthew — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:01:48 +0000

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Episode 84 – Easy as Cake

Matthew — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:01:24 +0000

Holy crap! I’ve been telling you to go to SF Signal for dozens of episodes and I’ve never stuck the link on the sidebar to the right. I suck! That egregious error has been fixed. Go visit the best science fiction blog ever and the only one that loves the Mango so much, you can listen to it over there: http://sfsignal.com/

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Episode 83 – The Chimney Sweep and the Steeplejack

Matthew — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:01:50 +0000

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Episode 82 – Jimmy Holds the Line

Matthew — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:01:06 +0000

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Episiode 81 – They Call Me Johnny Eggroll

Matthew — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:01:22 +0000

Dig you some Ryan Browne brilliance!

God Hates Astronauts: http://www.godhatesastronauts.com/

Blast Furnace: http://blastfurnacecomic.com/

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Episode 80 – A Hell of a Licking

Matthew — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Big announcement lurks within! Just hit the damned “play” button already!

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Episode 79 – A Question of Benefits

Matthew — Tue, 31 May 2011 04:01:46 +0000

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It’s the final day of MuchoMangoMayo! Thanks to everybody who toughed it out. Don’t expect another show for a couple of weeks. I have to go lie down.

Check out the first installment starring our team of intrepid adventurers right here: Episode 5 – Just Another Day at the Job

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Episode 78 – Wedding the Dress

Matthew — Mon, 30 May 2011 04:01:01 +0000

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Episode 77 – Sex, Ice Cream, Sex

Matthew — Sun, 29 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000

Check out the magnificent StarShipSofa podcast today!

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Episode 76 – Purgatory is for Pencils

Matthew — Sat, 28 May 2011 04:01:14 +0000

Take your number 2 firmly in hand and read today’s story at Everyday Weirdness!

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Episode 75 – Herb, Accelerated

Matthew — Fri, 27 May 2011 04:07:47 +0000

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Episode 74 – Those Darned Aliens

Matthew — Thu, 26 May 2011 04:01:26 +0000

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Episode 73 – Short Stories with Long Titles

Matthew — Wed, 25 May 2011 04:01:54 +0000

Get Tales for Canterbury, read great stories and help out with New Zealand’s earthquake relief efforts! http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/

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Episode 72 – Stick With Me, Baby

Matthew — Tue, 24 May 2011 03:59:04 +0000

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Episode 71 – Stretching for Victory

Matthew — Mon, 23 May 2011 04:01:45 +0000

Oops! In order for this episode to work, pretend the Rapture was yesterday instead of the day before yesterday. This is what happens when you get ahead of yourself. Or when I get ahead of Iself.

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Episode 70 – Scatman

Matthew — Sun, 22 May 2011 04:01:56 +0000

I’m really loud in this one. Sorry! Scat works me up.

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Episode 69 – Earth Science

Matthew — Sat, 21 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000

The all sex episode! Turn down the lights and lock the kids out!

Episode 68 – The Secret Lives of Sinister Shoes

Matthew — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:01:28 +0000

Mankind’s tentative first step toward the Frog Launcher!

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Episode 67 – Frog Magnet

Matthew — Thu, 19 May 2011 04:01:33 +0000

YES! Please send me to the place where I, too, can get a copy of Fred Heimbaugh’s wonderful new single, Earth Girl for just $0.99!

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Episode 66 – Such Genius Like You’ve Never Seen Before

Matthew — Wed, 18 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000

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Episode 65 – Puppy Dog Capital of the World

Matthew — Tue, 17 May 2011 04:01:05 +0000

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Episode 64 – The Eighth Age

Matthew — Mon, 16 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000

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Episode 63 – The Goatway

Matthew — Sun, 15 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000

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Episode 62 – Special Meducation

Matthew — Sat, 14 May 2011 04:01:20 +0000

Hilarious Lovecraft related fun! This HPLLP Life: http://hppodcraft.com/index.php/2010/11/17/this-hpllp-life/

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Episode 61 – The Gift of the Canine

Matthew — Fri, 13 May 2011 04:01:19 +0000

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Episode 60 – The Clean Man

Matthew — Thu, 12 May 2011 04:01:38 +0000

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Episode 59 – V-9

Matthew — Wed, 11 May 2011 04:01:17 +0000

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Episode 58 – The Surge

Matthew — Tue, 10 May 2011 04:01:00 +0000

Today’s frothy show includes politics and pee-drinking! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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Episode 57 – Eat Me

Matthew — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:01:13 +0000

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Episode 56 – Squeezing One Out

Matthew — Sun, 08 May 2011 04:01:50 +0000

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Episode 55 – The Stupidity of Washing Fish

Matthew — Sat, 07 May 2011 04:01:29 +0000

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Episode 54 – Me and My Big Head

Matthew — Fri, 06 May 2011 04:01:44 +0000

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Episode 53 – Sane Cow Disease

Matthew — Thu, 05 May 2011 04:01:21 +0000

Happy Cinco de MuchoMangoMayo! Enjoy some big-ass Mangoritas!

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Episode 52 – Breadburger

Matthew — Wed, 04 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000

Get a great book full of wonderful stories (including one by Mango fan and New Zealander, Grant Stone!) and help out New Zealand’s earthquake victims! Tales for Canterbury: http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/

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Episode 51 – The Flying Leatherthroats

Matthew — Tue, 03 May 2011 04:01:36 +0000

Dune Re-Dub! Watch this shit through, cuz it rocks!

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Episode 50 – The Anarchist

Matthew — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:01:22 +0000

Badger! Badger! Badger! (Thank you, John DeNardo of SF Signal for turning us onto this!)

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Episode 49 – We Were Our Underwear

Matthew — Sun, 01 May 2011 04:01:10 +0000

Welcome to the big, stinking kick-off of MuchoMangoMayo! Strap in, strap on and get uncomfortable. It’s going to be a hell of a long month!

WARNING! LOTS OF LOUD STUFF IN THIS SHOW!

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Episode 48 – Origasmi

Matthew — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 06:31:38 +0000

WARNING! Nasty situations abound in this episode!

Help Another Brother Out and pick up an autographed copy of Bryan Thomas Schmidt’s book!

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Wait for it . . .

Matthew — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:52:30 +0000

Just want to pop in and say I haven’t forgotten you, especially since I didn’t know any of you in the first place. The new episode should be up around Friday or Saturday. It’s been over a month and I thank those of you who haven’t wandered off to listen to some other podcast. Those that have, well, I’ll know it when the baby’s born.

I’ve been scribbling furiously on MuchoMangoMayo, so the starving pack of you bastards can distend your stomachs with thirty-one brand new episodes of this show coming next month! It’s bellysplosion or famine here, people! I work damned hard to make sure nobody leaves here happy!

-Big Daddy Matty

Episode 47 – Marv, Mostly Unloved

Matthew — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:40:16 +0000

Listen to this episode for the biggest announcement since the beginning of time! MuchoMangoMayo!

Listen to Miette reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Jemima, The Mountain Girl: http://www.miettecast.com/2005/11/18/jemima-the-mountain-girl/

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Go Read Something Else!

Matthew — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:32:12 +0000

Go read my story at Tor.com, Beauty Belongs to the Flowers. I wasn’t going to mention this here, because it’s so unMangoish (It’s long and serious), but there are some crossover fans, so maybe you’ll dig it too.

Episode 46 – The Laughter of the Chicken-Wieners

Matthew — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:48:20 +0000

A special VD show, just in time for the holiday! Hold onto your goods and enjoy the ride!

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Episode 45 – More Than a Muffin

Matthew — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:59:42 +0000

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Episode 44 – A Coupla Shorties

Matthew — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:17:50 +0000

Sing your love out to the Man of the Hour, Mr. Patrick Hester, the guy who brought the music back into our lives! Check him out at these fine establishments:
http://www.atfmb.com/
http://twitter.com/atfmb

AND . . .

The proof of my precognitive abilities:
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/12/20/iowa-town-de-ices-roads-with-garlic-salt/

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Episode 43 – They Call Me Mr. Stinkypants

Matthew — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:45:07 +0000

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Episode 42 – A Diet That Works and Ifs, Ands or Buts

Matthew — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:10:06 +0000

And we’re back! Thanks for your patience!

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All Mangoled Up!

Matthew — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 22:08:50 +0000

Sorry, gang. Someone hacked the site months ago (If you want to see how, just google ‘bewarethehairymango.com’ and you’ll understand). Anyway, because I am an inconsiderate host, I just started dealing with the problem today. And because I am dumb, it’s very slow going. So give me a couple few days and don’t be surprised if the site goes down for a little while somewhere in there, like it did a few minutes ago, and I’ll get a new episode up, once I get my act together.

Thanks for your infinite patience (like you have a choice)!

Episode 41 – Leonardo Da Countertop

Matthew — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:49:40 +0000

Warning: This episode contains volume spikes, dirty words and a poem concerning the happenings of my ding-ding.

Check out SF Signal here: http://sfsignal.com/

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Episode 40 – Joe the Larry

Matthew — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:42:55 +0000

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Episode 39 – Pain Comes Not to the Bananaman

Matthew — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:14:01 +0000

Maybe the last GUD show! Long since the last good show, anyway. Visit our ball-kicking sponsor!
http://www.gudmagazine.com/

And then Look Around You. You might like what you see. Or you might run screaming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPPD8ZF850&feature=player_embedded

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Episode 38 – Passions in Orbit, a Stirring in the Pants

Matthew — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:43:37 +0000

Read this week’s story here: http://pandora.nla.gov.au/pan/10063/20070301-0000/www.antisf.com/stories/story07.html

And other great stuff here at Antipodean SF: http://www.antisf.com.au/

And remember to visit our swell sponsor: http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 37 – An Epic Tale of Love and Can-Opening

Matthew — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:07:24 +0000

Explore our sponsor’s wonderful mag! http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 36 – Truck Stop and Climbing Trees

Matthew — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:43:00 +0000

Check out Jeff Lane’s This Paper World here: http://jefflaneaudiobooks.com/

And don’t forget our sponsor’s guddy guddy gumdrops here! http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 35 – The Fall of the House of Light

Matthew — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:26:37 +0000

Click all over our sponsor, the incredible GUD Magazine!http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 34 – The Bigger The Cushion

Matthew — Mon, 17 May 2010 19:58:57 +0000

Love up our sponsor, the delightful GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episodes For Everyone!

Matthew — Fri, 07 May 2010 15:27:01 +0000

I finally fixed the Mango’s RSS and iTunes problems. Turns out my feed settings were all wonky. All episodes should be available now, whether you subscribe from here or there! Many thanks to Jeff Lane and all of his Audio Books who know this crap a hell of a lot better than I do!

Episode 33 – The Blower

Matthew — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:38:38 +0000

Seek out our sponsor, the magnificent GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 32 – Finally, A Computer For Everyone Else

Matthew — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:56:28 +0000

Check out our sponsor, the awesome GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Wherein I Am Reduced To Begging

Matthew — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:58:41 +0000

Hey, Gang, I’m in a bit of a spot. My wild divorced lifestyle filled with macaroni and cheese dinners has finally caught up with me. If you’ve donated to the Mango in the past, I am eternally grateful and this message is not directed at you. If you have never donated to this show and you think what I bring to you here is worth, say, five or ten bucks over the course of our lifetimes, this would be a swell time to tap that donate button over there and lay your money down. I thank you, one and all for donating and for listening.

Episode 31 – Carl's Best

Matthew — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:25:24 +0000

The singing of the Marvel songs!

WARNING! Sudden bursts of volume may make you uncomfortable. Sorry!

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Episode 30 – Notes from the Bottomless Pit

Matthew — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:44:07 +0000

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Sorry, Doodles

Matthew — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:34:54 +0000

I picked the podcasting plug-in that I did, specifically for that download button directly beneath the player. It has disappeared and I don’t where it went. It may have crawled off the screen and is now hiding in a dark corner of my home. If I find, I’ll stick it back onto the screen with some spit if I have to. In the mean, if you want to download my incredible content, click on that orange RSS square to the right that I’m always telling you about. You won’t actually have to subscribe (in case you’re some sort of subscription curmudgeon) but there will be downloadable links to .mp3s there. So be happy.

Episode 29 – Road Trip

Matthew — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:30:38 +0000

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Episode 28 – Karma and the Lucky Man

Matthew — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:34:43 +0000

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Episode 27 – Jim Comes Out

Matthew — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:08:54 +0000

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Due To Life Beyond Our Control

Matthew — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:21:33 +0000

Sorry, folks. I know it’s been a while. Life has been as hairy as the proverbial Mango as of late. The site was down for something like the last twelve hours because I screwed up while backing up its database. I now have to update WordPress — Well, you don’t care. I’m shooting for Saturday for the next episode and if it comes earlier – Bonus!

P.S. Bonuses will be canceled this year.

Episode 26 – Double Shot

Matthew — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:00:51 +0000

A double shot today! That’s right! 2, two, II pieces by me, you fortunate scoundrels! Running Downhill, Naked and The Adventures of Smart Guy! Love them!

Today’s promo leads you to the darkened halls of The Drabblecast. Venture within!

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Episode 25 – Signs

Matthew — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:54:23 +0000

Click this thing to enjoy Fred Himebaugh’s “They’re Made Out Of Meat.”

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Episode 24 – Saturday Night, Wasted at Bill's

Matthew — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:09:36 +0000

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Episode 23 – The Conquest of the Pumpkins

Matthew — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:25:13 +0000

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Fluff and Buttons at Cossmass Infinities

Matthew — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:56:20 +0000

If you’re here (you are here, aren’t you?), then you like audio and you like my stories. That means you’ll like the first episode of the brand new speculative fiction podcast, Cossmass Infinities. It features my short story Fluff and Buttons on the Teddy Bear Range, a simultaneously grim and ridiculous tale of teddy bears fighting for survival. You can listen to it here:

http://cossmass.co.uk/infinities/1

The story’s read by Paul W. Campbell who narrated my story Brothers and Sisters All on the StarShipSofa podcast. Now you can imagine my bears in little kilts. Celebrate your new year with the horrible destruction of cute stuffed animals!

Episode 22 – Today's Special

Matthew — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:59:27 +0000

Since we’ve got a whole year before Santa’s return, this episode contains all sorts of naughty things!

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StarShipSofa's Spider Robinson Fundraiser!

Matthew — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:22:23 +0000

From my blog:

Click here to help Spider and Jeanne Robinson!

Today’s the big day! I hope that all of you are out there blogging about StarShipSofa’s fundraiser for Spider and Jeanne Robinson. We had a fantastic response on Twitter yesterday. Thanks to all of you who tweeted and re-tweeted. I saw something like two-hundred tweets about the fundraiser. That’s fantastic. I got a couple of notes during the day from Tony at the Sofa saying how he could see donation traffic picking up yesterday. I’m hoping we’ll see even more traffic today.

Why? Because if people are actually blogging about it today, like we’ve asked, the message will reach people that it didn’t reach on Twitter. We’ll reach science fiction fans who don’t use Twitter and we’ll reach non-science fiction fans as well.

Why should you donate?

THE SHORT VERSION
1) It’s a good cause, you big silly!
2) It only costs about $5.00, American.
3) You get an awesome e-book!

THE SLIGHTLY LONGER VERSION
1) From Spider’s Blog: Earlier his year a brilliant surgeon, Dr. Andresz Busczowski, helped Jeanne Robinson beat back a rare and virulent form of biliary cancer. But it’s so rare even he can’t say how much time he‘s bought her, how soon it might recur—and her latest blood tests have been so discouraging they’ve now decided she needs to start chemotherapy as soon as possible. Besides the prescription drugs to counteract the chemotherapy, she needs special therapies and supplements, counseling, and extensive diet and lifestyle changes, to reduce her stress level and the strain on her liver to as close to zero as possible. All those things are expensive…and like many artists today the Robinsons were already running on fumes financially.

2) ONLY FIVE BUCKS! (More if you want to give more!)

3) You get Larry Santoro’s excellent e-book novella, Lord Dickens’s Declaration. Listen folks, a lot of you don’t know Larry Santoro’s work. In fact, most of us Sofanauts hadn’t even heard of him until his stories began appearing on StarShipSofa’s Aural Delights podcast. But let me tell you . . .

Wow.

That’s Larry’s work in a nutshell. I didn’t know this guy from Adam a couple of years ago and now he’s one of my favorite writers. He’s been hiding out in the theater world and in Horrorland, sharpening his pen and now he can slice atoms with it. Larry controls his words, they don’t control him, and at the same time he feeds them out like ten-thousand feet of kite string to play in the sky. They think they’re running free, they don’t know. All the while he knows where every one of them runs and what they’re going to do next.

And Lord Dickens’s Declaration is an absolute blast. Alternate history, steampunky, put-your-brain-in-a-box-and-don’t-stop-shaking-it cool. The story features a world in which historians are the big guns and a computer which stretches across hundreds of acres (sometimes), called The Beast, sends those historians back in time. And let me ask you, have you ever known historians to put things back where they found them? Me neither. And that’s what drives this mad world. It’s 1902 in a world where Jesus ran the Roman Empire and a ninety-something Edgar Allen Poe runs North America. Occam is the man and who the hell is Charles Darwin?

Buy this book. Read this book. Enjoy, enjoy this book. Rest the rest of the righteously smug, knowing that your pleasure is also a Karmic write-off, all 100% of your electronic money is helping good people who are seeing a rough time.

GO NOW:

http://www.starshipsofa.com/shop/lord-dickenss-declaration/

THERE’S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT!

And then tell all of your big-hearted friends to pick up a copy as well. Thanks!

Christmas Break

Matthew — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:47:05 +0000

Sorry, gang. I didn’t mean it to turn out this way, but it will probably be another week or so before episode 22 hits you in the ears. I have a lot to do between now and then. Hang strong!

Episode 21 – Mabel, Like Medusa

Matthew — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:27:16 +0000

Related News Item: Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns

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Episode 20 – The Creepy Little Mailbox Man

Matthew — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:20:29 +0000

Enjoy Everyday Weirdness! http://everydayweirdness.com/

Follow Everyday Weirdness on Twitter http://twitter.com/everydayWeird

Read The Creepy Little Mailbox Man! http://everydayweirdness.com/e/20090322/

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Episode 19 – The Nelson's Tarp Brass Band War of 1983

Matthew — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:33:12 +0000

This one is dedicated to Lauren, a band nerd I occasionally work with.

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Promo – First Try

Matthew — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:30:04 +0000

Here we go! I just put together this promo. Give it a listen, tell me what you think. Let me know if you think it’s too long. I hear longish promos on other podcasts, so it might be cool. I don’t know.

Episode 18 – The Solution

Matthew — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:51:07 +0000

Today’s show features our very first guest! Please help me in welcoming my son, Ian Alexander Sanborn Smith!

Cake Wrecks! Laugh until cake comes out of your nose. Then submit the resulting picture! (Not to me, please.) http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

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Episode 17 – Tahiti Screams

Matthew — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:28:04 +0000

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Episode 16 – The Fall of the Soy Milkers

Matthew — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:53:11 +0000

Art Frahm: A study of the effects of celery on loose elastic

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Episode 15 – Maisy Made Croutons

Matthew — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:03:40 +0000

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Episode 14 – We Became a Star

Matthew — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:43:04 +0000

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Episode 13 – High School Days

Matthew — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:03:08 +0000

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Episode 12 – The Next Vampire Story

Matthew — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:47:11 +0000

Michael Swanwick’s “The Periodic Table of Science Fiction”

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Episode 11 – How a Telepathic Ladder Visits his Brother Across the Country

Matthew — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:07:08 +0000

StarShipSofa – Great science fiction, non-fiction and discussion every single week!

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Episode 10 – Gifts from the Lawn

Matthew — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:18:05 +0000

Getting closer to normal. Wait, that’s a bad thing . . .

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Episode 9 – Boss Conversion

Matthew — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:31:14 +0000

I hope this one came out okay. I’m learning to use Audacity.

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Break-In at Mango Headquarters!

Matthew — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:51:24 +0000

Gah! Someone busted into the homebase yesterday and absconded with my laptop! It only had ALL of my work on it. The place has been re-secured and steps will be taken to bring you episode 9 right on time tomorrow afternoon, but the Mango could use your financial support now more than ever before. I hate to beg but, HELP!

If the folks who grabbed it want to take a little pity on me, leave the laptop in a plastic bag inside the front door, or by the back door. No questions will be asked. Thank you.

Episode 8 – City of Killers

Matthew — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:02:44 +0000

Gorilla Glue! http://www.gorillaglue.com/

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Episode 7 – The Monopoly Man and I Flee for Our Lives

Matthew — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:47:39 +0000

Terry Border’s wonderful Bent Objects

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Episode 6 – BOB!

Matthew — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:55:56 +0000

A few bad words. Maybe you should just assume there will always be naughtiness happening here and just feel disappointed when there isn’t any.

Radio Free Hipster

This is Your Brain on Kafka

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Episode 5 – Just Another Day at the Job

Matthew — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:41:54 +0000

Naughty word alert! It worked so well the last time . . .

It’s been a great first week. I hope everybody out there enjoys the show and will listen in on future episodes. I’ll be releasing two episodes a week beginning next week. Please let me know what you think.

Hooray! This just in: Beware the Hairy Mango is now available on itunes. It’ll take a day or two before it pops up on searches, but let me get this one for you:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=331781088

Spreadin’ like a fungus!

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Episode 4 – Secondary Stars

Matthew — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:26:05 +0000

This episode merits a naughty word alert! Ah, you’re going to listen now, aren’t you?

Post your comments here on whether you think my straight-laced story Barry Takes a Step should be on the show.

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We have logo!

Matthew — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:29:58 +0000

The Hairy Mango himself. Watch out for that blade!

The Hairy Mango himself.

Episode 3 – Another Batch of Spritz

Matthew — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:50:49 +0000

Join the Beanbag Commune within.

The best way to listen to Dublin, The Invisible Tour Guide.

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Episode 2 – Three Little Girls

Matthew — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:28:04 +0000

It’s been a long hard road, but we finally made it to Episode 2. I beg you to enjoy it!

And if you like Beware the Hairy Mango, you’ll adore Frank Key’s brilliant podcast, Hooting Yard

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Episode 1 – Empire!

Matthew — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:07:02 +0000

Yay!! The Mango, she is budding. Welcome to the very first episode of Beware the Hairy Mango. Tonight’s episode – Empire!

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