Beware the Hairy Mango

Episode 118 – The Terrier Brush Man

Matthew — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000

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Episode 117 – It’s a Wonderful Life

Matthew — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000

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Episode 116 – Clarence Sale

Matthew — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:31 +0000

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Episode 115 – It’s Snot Love

Matthew — Tue, 15 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000

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Episode 114 – No More Doggie Style

Matthew — Mon, 14 May 2012 04:00:08 +0000

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Episode 113 – What’s the Matter with Calves Today?

Matthew — Sun, 13 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000

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Episode 112 – Breakwinder

Matthew — Sat, 12 May 2012 04:00:40 +0000

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Episode 111 – Collecting Bill

Matthew — Fri, 11 May 2012 04:00:10 +0000

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Episode 110 – The Icee Planet

Matthew — Thu, 10 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000

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Episode 109 – Stevery Deprivation

Matthew — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000

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Episode 108 – Hobo with a Trebuchet

Matthew — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:00:36 +0000

For those of you who don’t have a trebuchet around the house:

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Episode 107 – Even Twilighter

Matthew — Mon, 07 May 2012 04:00:54 +0000

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Episode 106 – Postcog

Matthew — Sun, 06 May 2012 04:00:38 +0000

Here’s me on the SFF Audio podcast!

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Episode 105 – The Manny Cure

Matthew — Sat, 05 May 2012 04:00:28 +0000

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Episode 104 – Fistfight in the Vegetable Patch!

Matthew — Fri, 04 May 2012 04:00:59 +0000

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Episode 103 – The Sexy Duckling

Matthew — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:00:24 +0000

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MuchoMangoMayo 2012 Promo!

Matthew — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:31:04 +0000

Here’s a just-made promo for this thing you already knew about!

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Episode 102 – Upstairs, Cownstairs

Matthew — Wed, 02 May 2012 04:00:15 +0000

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Episode 101 – On the Net

Matthew — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000

MuchoMangoMayo 2012 begins!

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Episode 100 – Lobsterman!

Matthew — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:00:33 +0000

It’s our first ever video episode! Oh, baby! And it’s even worse than all our non-video episodes! What you see here is actually our second rehearsal, which we all agreed was much more entertaining than our final take, so we went with this. MuchoMayo thanks to my daughter, Ivory Elizabeth Smith, and my son, Ian Alexander Sanborn Smith.

If you prefer to go Youtubin’ you can watch the show here: http://youtu.be/lRscWKT6NgQ
Enjoy! Or maybe I should just say, tolerate!

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Stop helping now! You’re awesome!

Matthew — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 02:00:46 +0000

Wow! That was fast. I met my goal thanks to you guys and it was probably one of the shorter fundraisers in history. You people are frickin’ awesome! I’m trading up to deluxe ketchup! No, wait. I don’t want to squander it. No need to send me any more money at the moment, unless you’ve got a burning desire to support the show, of course. There’s that.

Thank you!

Help! Little tiny donation!

Matthew — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:36:13 +0000

The Boy’s car went kerplunk and I had to lay down hundreds on that and now a special convergence of bills this week has me considering selling lemonade this weekend. I need a little dough, like maybe $60. It would mean the difference between eating boiled Ramen noodles for a whole week and crunching Ramen bricks like granola bars for a whole week. Five bucks from twelve of you would nail it, I think, but I ain’t no mathematizer. As always, if you’ve already donated to the show, I do not want you to donate again. You’ve done your part, you poor bastards.

Maybe the ninety nine shows I’ve done so far is worth five bucks to you, If not, maybe the hopefully-not-crappy episode one hundred will be, or the thirty one episodes coming up in May. Put ‘em together. Five bucks for a hundred and thirty one shows? Even if you take out the shitty ones, that’s like fifty-nine pretty good shows. Slap the Donate button on the hompage! That’s right, I’m ballsy enough to think this podcast has twelve fans. Prove me wrong.

No! No! Prove me right, I mean! Prove me right!

Episode 99 – The Grafter

Matthew — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 04:00:58 +0000

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Episode 98 – Dublin it Up

Matthew — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 04:00:10 +0000

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Episode 97 – Buddy Firesprinklernose

Matthew — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:00:37 +0000

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More Me

Matthew — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:21:16 +0000

Here’s the latest addition to the Mangallery. Another one of me by Craig Webster, known to millions as Skelly Rocker. It’s funny that I’ve been on this Earth nearly 43 years now, and thanks to this fan art, I’m only now beginning to appreciate how bulbous my nose truly is. Thank you, everybody! Send your Mango-related fan art as a jpeg to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and don’t complain when I post it!

More Me by Craig Webster

Episode 96 – Staplear

Matthew — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:00:18 +0000

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Introducing the Mangallery!

Matthew — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:36:38 +0000

As you may have heard, we’re looking for your fan art (known in fan circles as fart) to grace our barren pages. Send your fart in jpeg form to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and if it was meant for human eyes, we’ll post it at our brand new Mangallery! You can illustrate episodes, the Mango, or any other related thing. The Mangallery link is way down on the right under the ABOUT heading. Fill this thing up!

Jim DeVona sent in this gorgeous picture of gorgeous me. He sent it in so quickly I have to wonder if he had actually made it months ago for maybe his personal screen saver or something. Now that’s a fan!

MSS by Jim DeVona

Don’t be intimidated by the quality of Jim’s submission. Keep in mind that his subject looks so good, it’s hard to make it look bad. If your art sucks, send it in anyway. You know the last thing the Mango will ever be about is quality!

Episode 95 – The Refurbished Man

Matthew — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:00:26 +0000

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Read one of my Mango-inspired stories!

Matthew — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:25:43 +0000

My story, Electric Ladyland, is available in StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3. It started as a plain old science fiction story, until I asked myself, “What if the narrator spoke like Beware the Hairy Mango sounds?” And then it got nutty from there. If you want to get your hands on a copy, click the link. There are lots of other great stories by others great authors as a bonus!

StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3

Episode 94 – Cowpokin’!

Matthew — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:00:09 +0000

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Episode 93 – Nexoskeleton

Matthew — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:00:54 +0000

Back to abnormal!

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Episode 92 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 4

Matthew — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:00:17 +0000

The Big Crappy Finale!

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Episode 91 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 3

Matthew — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:00:18 +0000

Our longest episode ever! Almost like a real podcast!

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Episode 90 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 2

Matthew — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:00:56 +0000

WARNING – This gets loud in here!

Come listen to John Mierau’s ASUNDER!

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Episode 89 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 1

Matthew — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 04:01:21 +0000

First in a four part series! If you don’t like it, fast-forward to December 30th.

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Episode 88 – Halfway House

Matthew — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 04:00:17 +0000

Inform yourself, or better yet, let Disalmanac inform you: http://disalmanac.wordpress.com/

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Episode 87 – Second Puberty

Matthew — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:03:32 +0000

Get at least one type of Mango 24 hours a day! Mango! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/mango/
Big thanks for the tip to @Chivalrybean!

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Mangticipation

Matthew — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:40:44 +0000

Sorry, folks. Although I’ve been sticking to a rigid schedule for the past few months, episode 87 is going to be anywhere from 1 to 15 hours late. Seems the Mango thought he’d have some fun by donning a bald wig. He didn’t expect his foolery to be so thick that I might nearly eat him (accidentally, of course (he’s my bread and butter)). So I’m in the waiting room of the local fruit vet as I write this, waiting for the bite marks to be buffed out. Come back tomorrow afternoon and my spit-polished sidekick will be here to greet his adoring fans.

Episode 86 – The Can Man Can’t

Matthew — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:30 +0000

The Mango’s tribute to stuff you can put on toast! Can’t believe we forgot the toe jam.

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Episode 85 – Bouncy House

Matthew — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:01:48 +0000

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Episode 84 – Easy as Cake

Matthew — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:01:24 +0000

Holy crap! I’ve been telling you to go to SF Signal for dozens of episodes and I’ve never stuck the link on the sidebar to the right. I suck! That egregious error has been fixed. Go visit the best science fiction blog ever and the only one that loves the Mango so much, you can listen to it over there: http://sfsignal.com/

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Episode 83 – The Chimney Sweep and the Steeplejack

Matthew — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:01:50 +0000

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Episode 82 – Jimmy Holds the Line

Matthew — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:01:06 +0000

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Episiode 81 – They Call Me Johnny Eggroll

Matthew — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:01:22 +0000

Dig you some Ryan Browne brilliance!

God Hates Astronauts: http://www.godhatesastronauts.com/

Blast Furnace: http://blastfurnacecomic.com/

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Episode 80 – A Hell of a Licking

Matthew — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Big announcement lurks within! Just hit the damned “play” button already!

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Episode 79 – A Question of Benefits

Matthew — Tue, 31 May 2011 04:01:46 +0000

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It’s the final day of MuchoMangoMayo! Thanks to everybody who toughed it out. Don’t expect another show for a couple of weeks. I have to go lie down.

Check out the first installment starring our team of intrepid adventurers right here: Episode 5 – Just Another Day at the Job

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Episode 78 – Wedding the Dress

Matthew — Mon, 30 May 2011 04:01:01 +0000

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Episode 77 – Sex, Ice Cream, Sex

Matthew — Sun, 29 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000

Check out the magnificent StarShipSofa podcast today!

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Episode 76 – Purgatory is for Pencils

Matthew — Sat, 28 May 2011 04:01:14 +0000

Take your number 2 firmly in hand and read today’s story at Everyday Weirdness!

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Episode 75 – Herb, Accelerated

Matthew — Fri, 27 May 2011 04:07:47 +0000

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Episode 74 – Those Darned Aliens

Matthew — Thu, 26 May 2011 04:01:26 +0000

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Episode 73 – Short Stories with Long Titles

Matthew — Wed, 25 May 2011 04:01:54 +0000

Get Tales for Canterbury, read great stories and help out with New Zealand’s earthquake relief efforts! http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/

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Episode 72 – Stick With Me, Baby

Matthew — Tue, 24 May 2011 03:59:04 +0000

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Episode 71 – Stretching for Victory

Matthew — Mon, 23 May 2011 04:01:45 +0000

Oops! In order for this episode to work, pretend the Rapture was yesterday instead of the day before yesterday. This is what happens when you get ahead of yourself. Or when I get ahead of Iself.

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Episode 70 – Scatman

Matthew — Sun, 22 May 2011 04:01:56 +0000

I’m really loud in this one. Sorry! Scat works me up.

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Episode 69 – Earth Science

Matthew — Sat, 21 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000

The all sex episode! Turn down the lights and lock the kids out!

Episode 68 – The Secret Lives of Sinister Shoes

Matthew — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:01:28 +0000

Mankind’s tentative first step toward the Frog Launcher!

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Episode 67 – Frog Magnet

Matthew — Thu, 19 May 2011 04:01:33 +0000

YES! Please send me to the place where I, too, can get a copy of Fred Heimbaugh’s wonderful new single, Earth Girl for just $0.99!

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Episode 66 – Such Genius Like You’ve Never Seen Before

Matthew — Wed, 18 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000

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Episode 65 – Puppy Dog Capital of the World

Matthew — Tue, 17 May 2011 04:01:05 +0000

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Episode 64 – The Eighth Age

Matthew — Mon, 16 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000

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Episode 63 – The Goatway

Matthew — Sun, 15 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000

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Episode 62 – Special Meducation

Matthew — Sat, 14 May 2011 04:01:20 +0000

Hilarious Lovecraft related fun! This HPLLP Life: http://hppodcraft.com/index.php/2010/11/17/this-hpllp-life/

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Episode 61 – The Gift of the Canine

Matthew — Fri, 13 May 2011 04:01:19 +0000

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Episode 60 – The Clean Man

Matthew — Thu, 12 May 2011 04:01:38 +0000

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Episode 59 – V-9

Matthew — Wed, 11 May 2011 04:01:17 +0000

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Episode 58 – The Surge

Matthew — Tue, 10 May 2011 04:01:00 +0000

Today’s frothy show includes politics and pee-drinking! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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Episode 57 – Eat Me

Matthew — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:01:13 +0000

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Episode 56 – Squeezing One Out

Matthew — Sun, 08 May 2011 04:01:50 +0000

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Episode 55 – The Stupidity of Washing Fish

Matthew — Sat, 07 May 2011 04:01:29 +0000

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Episode 54 – Me and My Big Head

Matthew — Fri, 06 May 2011 04:01:44 +0000

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Episode 53 – Sane Cow Disease

Matthew — Thu, 05 May 2011 04:01:21 +0000

Happy Cinco de MuchoMangoMayo! Enjoy some big-ass Mangoritas!

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Episode 52 – Breadburger

Matthew — Wed, 04 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000

Get a great book full of wonderful stories (including one by Mango fan and New Zealander, Grant Stone!) and help out New Zealand’s earthquake victims! Tales for Canterbury: http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/

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Episode 51 – The Flying Leatherthroats

Matthew — Tue, 03 May 2011 04:01:36 +0000

Dune Re-Dub! Watch this shit through, cuz it rocks!

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Episode 50 – The Anarchist

Matthew — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:01:22 +0000

Badger! Badger! Badger! (Thank you, John DeNardo of SF Signal for turning us onto this!)

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Episode 49 – We Were Our Underwear

Matthew — Sun, 01 May 2011 04:01:10 +0000

Welcome to the big, stinking kick-off of MuchoMangoMayo! Strap in, strap on and get uncomfortable. It’s going to be a hell of a long month!

WARNING! LOTS OF LOUD STUFF IN THIS SHOW!

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Episode 48 – Origasmi

Matthew — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 06:31:38 +0000

WARNING! Nasty situations abound in this episode!

Help Another Brother Out and pick up an autographed copy of Bryan Thomas Schmidt’s book!

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Wait for it . . .

Matthew — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:52:30 +0000

Just want to pop in and say I haven’t forgotten you, especially since I didn’t know any of you in the first place. The new episode should be up around Friday or Saturday. It’s been over a month and I thank those of you who haven’t wandered off to listen to some other podcast. Those that have, well, I’ll know it when the baby’s born.

I’ve been scribbling furiously on MuchoMangoMayo, so the starving pack of you bastards can distend your stomachs with thirty-one brand new episodes of this show coming next month! It’s bellysplosion or famine here, people! I work damned hard to make sure nobody leaves here happy!

-Big Daddy Matty

Episode 47 – Marv, Mostly Unloved

Matthew — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:40:16 +0000

Listen to this episode for the biggest announcement since the beginning of time! MuchoMangoMayo!

Listen to Miette reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Jemima, The Mountain Girl: http://www.miettecast.com/2005/11/18/jemima-the-mountain-girl/

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Go Read Something Else!

Matthew — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:32:12 +0000

Go read my story at Tor.com, Beauty Belongs to the Flowers. I wasn’t going to mention this here, because it’s so unMangoish (It’s long and serious), but there are some crossover fans, so maybe you’ll dig it too.

Episode 46 – The Laughter of the Chicken-Wieners

Matthew — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:48:20 +0000

A special VD show, just in time for the holiday! Hold onto your goods and enjoy the ride!

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Episode 45 – More Than a Muffin

Matthew — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:59:42 +0000

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Episode 44 – A Coupla Shorties

Matthew — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:17:50 +0000

Sing your love out to the Man of the Hour, Mr. Patrick Hester, the guy who brought the music back into our lives! Check him out at these fine establishments:
http://www.atfmb.com/
http://twitter.com/atfmb

AND . . .

The proof of my precognitive abilities:
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/12/20/iowa-town-de-ices-roads-with-garlic-salt/

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Episode 43 – They Call Me Mr. Stinkypants

Matthew — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:45:07 +0000

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Episode 42 – A Diet That Works and Ifs, Ands or Buts

Matthew — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:10:06 +0000

And we’re back! Thanks for your patience!

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All Mangoled Up!

Matthew — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 22:08:50 +0000

Sorry, gang. Someone hacked the site months ago (If you want to see how, just google ‘bewarethehairymango.com’ and you’ll understand). Anyway, because I am an inconsiderate host, I just started dealing with the problem today. And because I am dumb, it’s very slow going. So give me a couple few days and don’t be surprised if the site goes down for a little while somewhere in there, like it did a few minutes ago, and I’ll get a new episode up, once I get my act together.

Thanks for your infinite patience (like you have a choice)!

Episode 41 – Leonardo Da Countertop

Matthew — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:49:40 +0000

Warning: This episode contains volume spikes, dirty words and a poem concerning the happenings of my ding-ding.

Check out SF Signal here: http://sfsignal.com/

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Episode 40 – Joe the Larry

Matthew — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:42:55 +0000

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Episode 39 – Pain Comes Not to the Bananaman

Matthew — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:14:01 +0000

Maybe the last GUD show! Long since the last good show, anyway. Visit our ball-kicking sponsor!
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And then Look Around You. You might like what you see. Or you might run screaming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPPD8ZF850&feature=player_embedded

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Episode 38 – Passions in Orbit, a Stirring in the Pants

Matthew — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:43:37 +0000

Read this week’s story here: http://pandora.nla.gov.au/pan/10063/20070301-0000/www.antisf.com/stories/story07.html

And other great stuff here at Antipodean SF: http://www.antisf.com.au/

And remember to visit our swell sponsor: http://www.gudmagazine.com/

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Episode 37 – An Epic Tale of Love and Can-Opening

Matthew — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:07:24 +0000

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Episode 36 – Truck Stop and Climbing Trees

Matthew — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:43:00 +0000

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Episode 35 – The Fall of the House of Light

Matthew — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:26:37 +0000

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Episode 34 – The Bigger The Cushion

Matthew — Mon, 17 May 2010 19:58:57 +0000

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Episodes For Everyone!

Matthew — Fri, 07 May 2010 15:27:01 +0000

I finally fixed the Mango’s RSS and iTunes problems. Turns out my feed settings were all wonky. All episodes should be available now, whether you subscribe from here or there! Many thanks to Jeff Lane and all of his Audio Books who know this crap a hell of a lot better than I do!

Episode 33 – The Blower

Matthew — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:38:38 +0000

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Episode 32 – Finally, A Computer For Everyone Else

Matthew — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:56:28 +0000

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Wherein I Am Reduced To Begging

Matthew — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:58:41 +0000

Hey, Gang, I’m in a bit of a spot. My wild divorced lifestyle filled with macaroni and cheese dinners has finally caught up with me. If you’ve donated to the Mango in the past, I am eternally grateful and this message is not directed at you. If you have never donated to this show and you think what I bring to you here is worth, say, five or ten bucks over the course of our lifetimes, this would be a swell time to tap that donate button over there and lay your money down. I thank you, one and all for donating and for listening.

Episode 31 – Carl's Best

Matthew — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:25:24 +0000

The singing of the Marvel songs!

WARNING! Sudden bursts of volume may make you uncomfortable. Sorry!

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