15 SepEpisode 243 – Dress for Failure

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14 SepIt’s Our Fifth Anniversary!

David Bradshaw’s album is called “Songs from the Former County,” not “Country!” Sorry, David! This is how I repay all your hard work!

The video at the top of this post is what happens when my son, Ian, is learning new software.

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Links!
David Bradshaw: http://davidbradshawmusic.com/
John DeNardo: http://www.sfsignal.com/
Daniel Birkel’s BTHM Facebook fan page: https://www.facebook.com/BewareTheHairyMango
Simon Hildebrandt: http://protectingprojectpulp.com/
Diane Severson Mori: http://divadianes.blogspot.com/
Laurence Simon: http://oneadayuntilthedayidie.com/
Laurence Simon’s “Carl’s Best” Mustard ringtone: http://bewarethehairymango.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mustard.m4r

05 SepSample License Bits

Hey, Everybody! 

I was asked to post some samples of my Creative Commons bits from past shows in case any of you want to record yourself reading one for the anniversary show. You’ve got until 4pm GMT on Saturday, the 13th of September to get it back to me if you’re interested. I included a couple of short ones for the weak of heart. Have fun!

-Matt

 

This podcast rolls on up in its hooptie car to check your shit out with its Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

 

This podcast sprouts like an off-center pony tail made entirely of neck hair from the sweat-soaked muscular nape of a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

 

This podcast rises horrifically, not from the grave but from your bile-filled esophagus, seconds after your waterbed hopping and minutes after your greasy pork and cottage cheese casserole with the peanut butter and mustard topping all washed down with an extra carbonated tobacco flavored Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

 

This podcast saturates your water table and milk stools with an unruly set of expectations, simmering with teen angst and dripping with disappointment all over a petulant resevoir of double reversed osmosis and an unfiltered carbon Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License!

 

This podcast sucks lazily on the teat of larger vagrant podcast with the understanding that it will grow large and powerful and someday leave its beloved vagrant to go out into the harsh adult world and confront injustice and apathy and a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License and suck lazily on their teats.

 

This podcast no longer sucks eggs as it has discovered the much more satisfying hobby of giving eggs handjobs in the backseats of their little egg cartons and please don’t teach your grandmother to do this, although I know she’s been around the block, though in her day it was more of a furlong than a block and there might not have even been eggs back then and there sure as hell wasn’t a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License!

04 SepThe Call to Arms!

Send me your stuff for the fifth anniversary show that’s running on September 14th. Get it to me by 4pm Greenwich Mean Time on September 13th! Have fun!

01 SepLet’s Put On A Show!

Here’s an audio version of what I wrote in the last post. In the comments below, tell me what you’d like to do for the fifth anniversary show! Hurry!

01 SepHelp Me With Our Fifth Anniversary!

Yo, gang! Beware the Hairy Mango will be five years old on September 14th! Holy crap! Never thought I’d last this long with this project. I thought it might be cool to do a participatory show to celebrate. What do you guys think? Like, maybe a question and answer show or something? You guys could send e-mails or mp3s. Tell me if you’re into it or if you’ve got a better idea. Keep in mind that I’m lazy, so don’t suggest anything even mildly elaborate.

We have to decide fast because we only have two weeks to put this together. Tell me what you’d like to do in the comments and share this post with other Mango fans who might not otherwise see it. I’ll make a decision in a few days so you guys will have time to do whatever and send it in. 

We’re doing this in the truest half-ass, slapdash spirit of the Mango! Go, us!

30 AugEpisode 242 – A Taste of Success

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15 AugEpisode 241 – Ivory Man

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30 JulEpisode 240 – Square Feet

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16 JulInformal Mango Poll

I’ve had a few people asking me to publish the Mango scripts in e-book form. Is that something you’d want to see? Answer in the comments. Thanks!