Wow! That was fast. I met my goal thanks to you guys and it was probably one of the shorter fundraisers in history. You people are frickin’ awesome! I’m trading up to deluxe ketchup! No, wait. I don’t want to squander it. No need to send me any more money at the moment, unless you’ve got a burning desire to support the show, of course. There’s that.
Thank you!
The Boy’s car went kerplunk and I had to lay down hundreds on that and now a special convergence of bills this week has me considering selling lemonade this weekend. I need a little dough, like maybe $60. It would mean the difference between eating boiled Ramen noodles for a whole week and crunching Ramen bricks like granola bars for a whole week. Five bucks from twelve of you would nail it, I think, but I ain’t no mathematizer. As always, if you’ve already donated to the show, I do not want you to donate again. You’ve done your part, you poor bastards.
Maybe the ninety nine shows I’ve done so far is worth five bucks to you, If not, maybe the hopefully-not-crappy episode one hundred will be, or the thirty one episodes coming up in May. Put ‘em together. Five bucks for a hundred and thirty one shows? Even if you take out the shitty ones, that’s like fifty-nine pretty good shows. Slap the Donate button on the hompage! That’s right, I’m ballsy enough to think this podcast has twelve fans. Prove me wrong.
No! No! Prove me right, I mean! Prove me right!
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 99 – The Grafter by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 98 – Dublin it Up by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 97 – Buddy Firesprinklernose by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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Here’s the latest addition to the Mangallery. Another one of me by Craig Webster, known to millions as Skelly Rocker. It’s funny that I’ve been on this Earth nearly 43 years now, and thanks to this fan art, I’m only now beginning to appreciate how bulbous my nose truly is. Thank you, everybody! Send your Mango-related fan art as a jpeg to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and don’t complain when I post it!
More Me by Craig Webster
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 96 – Staplear by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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As you may have heard, we’re looking for your fan art (known in fan circles as fart) to grace our barren pages. Send your fart in jpeg form to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and if it was meant for human eyes, we’ll post it at our brand new Mangallery! You can illustrate episodes, the Mango, or any other related thing. The Mangallery link is way down on the right under the ABOUT heading. Fill this thing up!
Jim DeVona sent in this gorgeous picture of gorgeous me. He sent it in so quickly I have to wonder if he had actually made it months ago for maybe his personal screen saver or something. Now that’s a fan!
MSS by Jim DeVona
Don’t be intimidated by the quality of Jim’s submission. Keep in mind that his subject looks so good, it’s hard to make it look bad. If your art sucks, send it in anyway. You know the last thing the Mango will ever be about is quality!
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 95 – The Refurbished Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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My story, Electric Ladyland, is available in StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3. It started as a plain old science fiction story, until I asked myself, “What if the narrator spoke like Beware the Hairy Mango sounds?” And then it got nutty from there. If you want to get your hands on a copy, click the link. There are lots of other great stories by others great authors as a bonus!
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