Hey, everybody! Check out that gorgeous cover by Galen Dara! I’ve got a new short story collection out called The Dritty Doesen: Some of the Least Reasonable Stories of Matthew Sanborn Smith! They’re not exactly Mango stories, but you can sometimes see the family resemblance.
If you’re not so sure, you can read many of the stories for free! “Say what? Does this guy not understand how to make money?” The answer to that is, “No.” Over the course of the next week, my friends are posting stories from the collection on their blogs and such, so you can read them and then decide if you can’t stand living without this book.
Keep an eye on my blog, The One-Thousand (remember that?), to find out where these stories are being posted from day to day. If you dig any of this, be a darling and tell your friends. Thanks!
I’m telling you about it here because I think Mango fans would dig it. It’s audio, it’s crazy, it’s funny, and it’s by me. What more could you want? On top of all that, it’s read by a full cast and has loads of sound effects and music! Go listen already!
I was asked to post some samples of my Creative Commons bits from past shows in case any of you want to record yourself reading one for the anniversary show. You’ve got until 4pm GMT on Saturday, the 13th of September to get it back to me if you’re interested. I included a couple of short ones for the weak of heart. Have fun!
This podcast rolls on up in its hooptie car to check your shit out with its Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
This podcast sprouts like an off-center pony tail made entirely of neck hair from the sweat-soaked muscular nape of a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
This podcast rises horrifically, not from the grave but from your bile-filled esophagus, seconds after your waterbed hopping and minutes after your greasy pork and cottage cheese casserole with the peanut butter and mustard topping all washed down with an extra carbonated tobacco flavored Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
This podcast saturates your water table and milk stools with an unruly set of expectations, simmering with teen angst and dripping with disappointment all over a petulant resevoir of double reversed osmosis and an unfiltered carbon Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License!
This podcast sucks lazily on the teat of larger vagrant podcast with the understanding that it will grow large and powerful and someday leave its beloved vagrant to go out into the harsh adult world and confront injustice and apathy and a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License and suck lazily on their teats.
This podcast no longer sucks eggs as it has discovered the much more satisfying hobby of giving eggs handjobs in the backseats of their little egg cartons and please don’t teach your grandmother to do this, although I know she’s been around the block, though in her day it was more of a furlong than a block and there might not have even been eggs back then and there sure as hell wasn’t a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License!