Donate your way to MuchoMangoMayo 2016!
Hey, Gang, money hasn’t really been there for me lately. We seem to have had a bit of a falling out. While I’m already behind on my bills, I’m now looking at a couple of hundred bucks in car repairs and my identity was thieved today. The bank will cover what I lost in that last part, but not immediately.
Normally I could cover this through MuchoMangoMayo donations, but this year is the lowest amount of donations I’ve received of any May since the event started. Maybe the show sucks more, or maybe the incentive isn’t there since I’ve said I won’t do this again next year. I may have to swallow my words. (Won’t be the first time.)
Tell you what I’m going to do. If you love the show and you’ve never donated, show me your love and donate some dough through the donate button. I’ll take any amount you want to give, unless it’s under a dollar, because the fees may mean I’ll owe PayPal money.
If you’re one of the first four people to donate $30 or more, I’ll send you an autographed copy of a story collection or magazine that contains one of my stories. These are my contributor copies and they mean a lot to me, but apparently not that much when I need dough. There’s a photo of the books in the notes for this post at bewarethehairymango.com, so you can sniff around them.
If you donate $75 or more, I will make a personalized episode of Beware the Hairy Mango just for you. May be a couple of months down the line, but I will do it. You can give me some guidelines, which I’ll try to meet within reason and you can do whatever the hell you want with the resulting audio.
Now here’s the big prize and one I know I’ll be kicking myself for offering in the future. As I’ve said, Beware the Hairy Mango is coming to an end at the end of this year. But if you guys, as a group, donate fifteen hundred dollars or more between now and June 6th, 2015, I will give you 31 more episodes of this show in May of next year. That’s right. If you want one more MuchoMangoMayo in your future, and God I hope it’s only one more, and enough of you kick in, zombie Mango will rise from the grave in eleven months time. Subscribe to the Elitist shows for a month through the Get the Mango button, and I will count those four dollars toward the total and you’ll get the nearly three dozen episodes that are already there right off the bat. How can any of you possible say no? Actually, I’m fine if you say no but still donate.
Make MuchoMangoMayo 2016 happen people!