Yay!! The Mango, she is budding. Welcome to the very first episode of Beware the Hairy Mango. Tonight’s episode – Empire!

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But… it didn’t make sense!!
I measure my bowel movements in feet, not inches, thank you.
No wonder you’re so skinny. Take it easy on the Müeslix, old man.